Here at Gnarly Gnap we aren't afraid to acknowledge errors and oversights. Regular readers might recall a post that touched upon Alcohol By Volume (ABV) percentages. We advocated Steel Reserve as the beverage most capable of nurturing a lovely nap. Well we aren't so proud that we can't report that we missed the King Of Naps. With California having outlawed the sale of 4Loko and like beverages it seemed that the holy grail of 12% ABV in a can was a fleeting dream, let alone for less than two bucks a bunk. We were wrong. (We also know the location of a retail outlet still offering the fruity delights of 4Loko and its location will surprise you. Drop us a line if you missed the Jolly Rancher inflected nap fuel that was 4Loko.)
Today we are pleased to report that this intrepid gnapper has enlightened us to the quiet joys of Earthquake High Gravity Lager enabling us to correct our earlier oversight. Made by the brewers (?) of 4Loko, Earthquake Lager will make you get out of your chair and curl up like a baby. Granted a real professional may still need the influence of a pocket of vodka but when you are living the excitement of your favorite red pimp hat of course it'll take a little more than usual to put you down.
Red pimp hat!
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